How many pieces do we need? I hereby submit a few ideas for the consideration of this fine board.
1)a "Dunce Cap" covered with cent signs,
2)a "Beer Can,"
3)a "Kool Aide Glass",
4)a nifty little "Sailors Cap" with the inscription "Ship of Fools,"
5)a replica of the great state of Nevada,
6)a Coin with the initials "SEC" and
7)a little tiny Foot with only "Two Toes."
8)an invisible, unseen, imaginary piece named "Shorty" and ...................................................
9)a little plastic statue of "satan" named "The Evil Basher."
Since we are playing with shares and Certs and by Nevada rules, who ever gets the "Two Toes" piece gets to vote themselves more shares at anytime they wish ... and they do not have to tell anyone they have done so. Oh, and the "Two Toes" piece also comes with a box of matches and a can of lighter fluid just in case the "SEC" player gets too darn close! One more thing, all the bad cards should begin their instructions with the word "Snicker," and have a picture of the Ceshire Cat on them, in my most humble opinion.