So sorry. I guess they will have to study about condoms and their proper use in the HOMO world -- they have no use there, by the way. And I guess they'll have to learn to speak some Islamic language. I hear it's not too difficult. Just ask Obama. Why, you can have them start practicing right now by buying the new DVD out called, "Let's chant with Rev. Wright and Mrs. Obama 'We can, we can , we can! GodDa## America! Make the world a better place, bury a white person!'"
Or the other best-selling book right now, which you could read for bedtime stories, "Who is the Vice-President, and who gives a damn? We's got hope and change!"
I hear it's selling real well at the voting booths. LOL