"Well..., with enough shovels i think we could survive global thermonuclear war"
"IF YOU'VE SEEN ONE REDWOOD TREE, YOU'VE SEEN THEM ALL" - Forestry expert Ronald Reagan
"I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting." Ronald Reagan
"My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which outlaws Russia forever. The bombing begins in five minutes." Ronald Reagan