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[gotmilk]

Did I mention your garden, when viewed by my eMachine
of 17 inch flat screen CRT monitor (included in the
low $498 price), appears in living color almost as if
I can see them bugs screaming in pain as they run outta
your jalapeno pepper patch to the hot music of a salsa?

(extra)

From iHub's Jailhouse: "The Phresh Phish'n Hole"

A trick for grill'n them Raging Bull Heads,
or any other scaly spammer fish for that matter,
is to first put a small pressure type stream nozzle
on your garden hose, like the one farmer J.Buck uses
on his garden, and hold them phresh phish tight
as you start at their butt and squirt the water stream
up their @ss to move that crap back towards their head
until it does an exit from their ears, and Waa-La...

(extra times two)

Late at night inside a bar in a rough neighborhood,
three mice were trying to impress each other
with how tough they are.

One mouse orders a large scotch, slams the glass onto
the bar, turns to the second mouse and says,
"When I see a mousetrap, I lie on my back, set it off
with my foot. When the bar comes down, I catch it in
my teeth, bench press it twenty times to work up
an appetite, and then make off with the cheese."

The second mouse orders up two tumblers of Jim Beam,
slurps them down in quick succession, slamming each glass
into the bar, turns to the first mouse,and replies:
"Yeah, well when I see rat poison, I collect as much
as I can, take it home, grind it up to a powder,
and add it to my coffee each morning so I can get
a good buzz going for the rest of the day and be as
productive as Bobn'Z after he returns from racing cars."

These macho mice turn to the third mouse PhilBullRider,
a rat among mice, to see what he has to say about it.
Phil lets out a long sigh and says to the first two,
"I don't have time for this crap. I've gotta go home,
screw the cat and then get with gotmilk to organize
the watermelon thief suprise party at farmer J.Buck's garden."

d:oug