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Rover_az

09/02/08 9:40 AM

#8547 RE: quiet #8546

You have been very naughty
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delyte

09/03/08 6:36 AM

#8549 RE: quiet #8546

HOW TO BE A PERFECT BITCH!

Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement -- not even her parent's nasty divorce.

Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best dressed mother-of-the-bride ever! A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father' s new young wife had bought the exact same dress! Jennifer asked her to exchange it, but she refused. 'Absolutely not, I look like a million bucks in this dress and I'm wearing it,' she replied.

Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, 'Never mind sweetheart. I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day.'

A few days later, they went shopping and did find another gorgeous dress. When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, 'Aren't you going to return the other dress? You really don't have another occasion where you could wear it.

Her mother just smiled and replied, 'Of course I do, dear. I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night before the wedding.'
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asus

09/03/08 10:58 PM

#8557 RE: quiet #8546

LOL :-/
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teapeebubbles

09/06/08 2:49 PM

#8558 RE: quiet #8546

Despite the old saying, 'Don't take your troubles to
bed', many men still sleep with their wives!!!