ola, that's not true!
What I SAID before I put the toast in the toaster is, "I want toast!" ( I wanted the same toast I was always accustomed to before scientifically. )
What I DID was put the bread in the toaster same as I always have and I pushed down on the handy little pusher downer thingy on the side.
What I THOUGHT is that the toaster would work as it had ALWAYS HAD since I bought the toaster.
What I FELT was that I'd get a lovely golden brown pair of precious bread treats as I had come so accustomed to in the past.
I didn't manifest my destiny. I didn't even TOUCH the "How burnt do you want it" dial under the handy pusher downer thingy.
I didn't represent myself improperly. I was wearing the SAME ROBE I always wear in the morning.
There was no faulty invocation. I said the VERY SAME "Yumm, Toast" statement I've said for years. And I washed my hands first, too. As always.
There was no unpreparedness. I'd PAID the electric bill and I had remembered to BUY the bread.
I didn't even fail to recognize opportunity. I had BOTH THE BUTTER AND THE KNIFE READY to butter the toast.
Therefore, is it you that molecularly changed the bread?