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teapeebubbles

07/03/08 10:56 PM

#8349 RE: delyte #8348

oh u boys always wisht it twas bigger than a vienna sausage :)
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teapeebubbles

07/04/08 2:47 PM

#8350 RE: delyte #8348

Q: Did you hear about the dog that barked only at ministers?

A: He was a cross-breed.
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teapeebubbles

07/09/08 8:20 PM

#8381 RE: delyte #8348

A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend, he comments, "You look terrible. What's the problem?" "My mother died in June, and left me $10,000." said the friend. "Gee, that's tough," he replied. "Then in July," the friend continued, "My father died, leaving me $50,000." The man looking concerned says, "Wow. Two parents gone in two months. No wonder you're depressed." The friend continues, "And last month my aunt died, and left me $15,000." "Three close family members lost in three months??? How sad!!!" "Then this month,..." continued, the friend, "Nothing! Not a single dime!"