Replies to post #1308 on Poet's Corner

[thames_sider]

Believe me, the only way you'd see a thong in my possession is if you bought it as a present.

Boxers. Or jockeys. But never thongs.

(And I'll even resist the joke about having the entire national anthem written on my thong... OK, I won't resist it).

[Slipstick Libby]

Surprises are the spice of life, I'm told. See, know you'll never know if I or he are right.