oh Mach,
I am a baglady and you have just caused me to use up my last free post.
I have an order in to clear my trade. This means that I have an order in to SELL an amount of shares that will cover the cost of my original buy order. This will both give me cash and the remaining shares will then be what is called free shares.
Skibum, did you know that everytime I send an email to you it now comes back from the MSN post master saying unable to deliver to this address. All of the jokes that you haven't received.
JanetCanada, there are no words to cover the feeling of seeing those two names (JanetCanada and Baglady) on the same page once again!!!
Since I have already used my 3 posts for the day I will leave all here with a bit of humor.
In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth
And populated the Earth with broccoli and cauliflower and
Spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds,
So Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.
Then using God's great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry's
And Krispy Creme Donuts. And Satan said,
"You want Chocolate with that?" And Man said "Yeh,"
And Woman said, "and another one with sprinkles."
And they gained 10 pounds.
And the stockholders were very happy. And Satan smiled.
And God created the healthful yogurt that Woman
Might keep the figure that Man found so fair.
Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat, and
sugar from the cane and combined them.
And Woman went from size 6 to size 14.
So God said, "Try my fresh green salad."
And Satan presented Thousand-Island Dressing,
Buttery croutons and garlic toast on the side.
And Man and Woman unfastened their belts following
the repast.
God then said, "I have sent you heart healthy vegetables
And olive oil in which to cook them."
And Satan brought forth deep fried fish and chicken-fried
Steak so big it needed its own platter.
Hilltop Steak House thrived! And man gained more
Weight and his cholesterol went through the roof.
God created a light, fluffy white cake, named it
"Angel Food Cake," and said "It is good."
Satan then created chocolate cake and named it
"Devil's Food."
God then brought running shoes so that his children
might lose those extra pounds.
And Satan gave cable TV with a remote control so Man
would not have to toil changing the channels.
And Man and Woman laughed and cried before the flickering blue light and gained pounds.
Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in
fat and brimming with nutrition.
And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced
the starchy center into chips and deep-fried them.
And Man gained pounds.
God then gave lean beef so that Man might consume
Fewer calories and still satisfy his appetite.
And Satan created McDonald's and its 99-cent double
Cheeseburger. Then said "You want fries with that?"
And Man replied, "Yeh! And super size 'em."
And Satan said "It is good."
And Man went into cardiac arrest.
God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.
Then Satan created HMOs.
Peace and wealth to all,
karen, thebaglady
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