A Catholic woman, a Protestant woman and a Jewish woman
die and go to heaven. St. Peter meets them at the gate
to heaven.
The Catholic woman says, "I've been a good wife and
mother, I took good care of my family and I want to go
to heaven. St. Peter tells her to go to the left.
The Protestant woman says, "I've been a good woman. I
kept my house clean and cooked and took care of my
family, and went to church every Sunday." St. Peter
tells her to step to the left.
The Jewish woman tells St. Peter, "I've been a good
woman, I made Shabbos every Friday, I went to the
synagogue on the holidays and took care of my family."
St. Peter tells her to step to the right.
She immediately asks him, "Why did you tell me to go to
the right and you told the other two women to go to the
left?"
St. Peter replies, "Don't you want to go to the beauty
salon first?
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