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teapeebubbles

05/11/08 8:57 PM

#280470 RE: Stock Lobster #280469

Daily Affirmations....

I no longer need to punish, deceive, or compromise myself. Unless, of course, I want to stay employed.

A good scapegoat is nearly as welcome as a solution to the problem.

As I let go of my feelings of guilt, I can get in touch with my Inner Sociopath.

I have the power to channel my imagination into ever-soaring levels of suspicion and paranoia.

Today, I will gladly share my experience and advice, for there are no sweeter words than "I told you so."

I need not suffer in silence while I can still moan, whimper, and complain.

As I learn the innermost secrets of the people around me, those people reward me in many ways to keep me quiet.

I assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are someone else's fault.

I honor my personality flaws, for without them I would have no personality at all.

Joan of Arc heard voices too.

When someone hurts me, forgiveness is cheaper than a lawsuit. But not nearly as gratifying.

The first step is to say nice things about myself.
The second, to do nice things for myself.
The third, to find someone to buy me nice things.

Who can I blame for my own problems? Give me just a minute... I'll find someone.

I will find humor in my everyday life by looking for people I can laugh at.

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teapeebubbles

05/11/08 9:08 PM

#280471 RE: Stock Lobster #280469

It is not for the faint of heart....

If you have a weak stomach, then don't look at the URL. It is a
picture of the demise of a suicide jumper taken shortly after he landed, he had eaten too much GLOP and went insane.

It shows him with his insides now on the outside.

You will see the look of horror on the faces of the bystanders.

The faces of the bystanders is why I believe this is real...

http://home.att.net/%7Esongs2/Jumper.jpg
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d272

05/11/08 9:20 PM

#280474 RE: Stock Lobster #280469

Thanks, I thought I had bookmarked that the last time you posted it, but I guess not. I read the Jesse Livermore one since then, so only six more to go...