Replies to post #330755 on Zeev's Turnips Talk Politics (ZTTP)

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there are a few other risks, this one is filtered as risks to republicans of the far right only:

Odds of dying of stress due to worrying about liberals: 1 in 77
Odds of dying of stress due to worrying about being outed as a gay republican: 1 in 15
Odds of losing a child who is serving in the military: 1 in 300,000,000
Odds of paying more than your fair share of taxes: 1 in 30,000
Odds of owning a gun: 1 in 3
Odds of penis envy: 1 in 6
Odds of abusing prescription drugs and rationalizing it as okay: 1 in 5
Odds of having had a romantic love-making encounter with a member of the opposite sex since age 30: 1 in 38,000,000
Odds of being jealous of liberals who still sleep with hot women: 1 in 1.5
Odds of having a personalized embossed bible signed by god himself: 1 in 3
Odds of ever having helped a less fortunate person without having the government force them to: 1 in 23,000
Odds of the average republican having their blood pressure raised by reading this: 1 in 2
Odds that rbl moved his lips while reading this: 1 in .5