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04/13/08 12:07 PM

#107096 RE: Rover_az #107095

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teapeebubbles

04/13/08 3:59 PM

#107107 RE: Rover_az #107095

Woman's philosophy of men:

1. Women don't make fools of men-most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
2. The best reason to divorce a man is a health reason: you've gotten sick of him.
3. Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home. He probably lies about other things too.
4. A woman's work that is never done, is the stuff she asked her husband to do.
5. If you want a nice man, go for a bald one -- they try harder.
6. Go for younger men. You might as well-they never mature anyway.
7. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men--don't and "stop" (but not used together).
8. Men are all the same-they just have different faces so you can tell them apart.
9. Whenever you meet a man who would make a good husband, you will usually find that he is.
10. Scientists have just discovered something that can do the work of three men-a woman.
11. There are a lot of words you can use to describe men-strong, caring, loving-they'd be wrong but you could still use them!
12. Men are like animals-messy, insensitive and potentially violent but they make great pets!
13. Men's brains are like the prison system-not enough cells per man.
14. Husbands are like children-they're fine if they're someone else's.