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jhalada

03/29/04 6:47 PM

#38247 RE: Bob Zumbrunnen #38246

Bob,

That's basically the planned approach (unless Yukon has something better, which I'm praying for)

Here is what MSFT says under top 10 features of Yukon:

Full-Text Search Enhancements:

SQL Server "Yukon" will support rich, full-text search applications. Cataloging capabilities will be enhanced to provide greater flexibility when determining what is cataloged. Query performance and scalability will be improved dramatically, and new management tools will provide greater insight into the full-text implementation.
http://www.microsoft.com/sql/yukon/productinfo/top30features.asp

You should be able to get a Beta, or even Alpha, given that you are such a high profile site. It would definitely be worthwhile to check it out before you put any work into rolling your own.

Joe
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gotmilk

03/30/04 12:30 AM

#38252 RE: Bob Zumbrunnen #38246

Bob & Matt re: My Account... My Interface

Lots of Menu options.
But none for the text inside a post being read.
Hopefully I'am missing something here. (aka I need help)

As a simple "test" to gage user sentiment to take a "hard" look
off of iHub/SI and present a more softness and friendlyness,
add [Comic Sans MS] to the Menu Font to give it the appearance
that a person lettered by hand the words, rather than a typewriter.
or
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Would be nice to select text font size in the [Compose your reply here:] box,
as now its very small,
but again: Hopefully I'am missing something here. (aka I need help)

(Reference)
My Account... My Interface
Menu Font
Menu Font Size
Menu Font Emphasis
Menu Text Color
Menu Background Color
Menu Cell Width
Underline Menu Links
Menu Item Border Type
Menu Item Border Size
Menu Item Padding
Preview Typo Color
Page Background Color
Message Box Color

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Just click one of the following buttons to try some presets
our members have come up with. If you find one you like,
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gotmilk

04/05/04 5:14 PM

#38318 RE: Bob Zumbrunnen #38246

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Let it be hereby known Bob'nZ will never vote for any
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gotmilk

04/12/04 7:20 AM

#38392 RE: Bob Zumbrunnen #38246

Does your mouse have an odometer?

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