See that's the problem. Us guys are boycotting all mainstream television. We realized that it was marginalizing the only good thing about the presidential campaign, and that the media is being run by the devil.
Unfortunately women can't stay focused on the anarchy for too long, you're back watching fiction television.
And the guys are addicted to that musky steamy spot under your clothes, so we're lulled into the trap by you harpies watching music television.
Damn it all to hell.