Speaking of confession...a young Irish Catholic girl meets a young, good looking guy and very soon he invites her to spend the weekend with him. After 3 days of making passionate love, guilt suddenly overcomes the young lass. Finally she works up the nerve to go to confession. After telling the priest what she had done, he told her to eat 8 lemons and not to do it again. Eat 8 lemons the lass exclaimed! What kind of a penance is that for what I've done. The priest replied...it'll wipe that smile off your face.