A farmer walked into an attorney's office to file for a divorce.
The attorney said, "May I help you?"
"Yea, I wannna get one of them day-vorces," replied the farmer.
The attorney asked, "Do you have any grounds?"
"Yep. I got me about 40 acres."
"No, no," the attorney said. You don't understand. I mean, do you have a =
case?"
"Nope, I ain't got a Case, but got a John Deere."
"NO... you don't understand! Do you have a grudge?"
"Yep. I gotta a grudge... that's where I keep the John Deere."
"NO... I mean to you have a suit?"
"Why, yessir! I got a suit I wear to church ever Sundy."
Shaking his head, the attorney said, "Well, does your wife beat you up?" =
The farmer replied, "Naw, we both get up 'bout 4:30."
Exasperated, the attorney asked, "Well, is your wife a nagger?"
The farmer answered, "Naw, she's a little white girl, but our last child =
was a nagger. That's why I want a day-vorce
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