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[teapeebubbles]

It's a little cloudy today!!
>
> Harry was in the hospital. He was an old man. Anyway there was this
> young nurse.
> Every time she came in, she talked to him like a little child.
> She would say in a patronizing tone of voice:
> "And how are we doing this morning?"
>
> Well, this is a story of revenge. He had received breakfast, and pulled
> the juice off the tray, and put it on his stand.
> He had been given a urine bottle to fill. The juice was apple juice.
> You know where the juice went.
> The nurse came in and picked up the urine bottle. She looks at it. "It
> seems we are a little cloudy today."
> At this he snatches the bottle out of her hand, pops off the top and
> chugs it, saying "Well, I'll run it through again. Maybe I can filter it
> better this time."
>

[cavan]

The Bad Day
There's a guy sitting at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half an hour.
Soon, a big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down.

The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand seeing a man crying."

"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I'm late to my office. My boss, in an outrage, fires me. When I leave the building to my car, I found out it was stolen.

"The police say they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away. I go home and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home and come to this bar.

"And when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."