"...maybe you can tell me why all those naked shorts aren't covering?"
I don't know why you keep bringing this up. If you take into account the above average volume on various days over the last 8 weeks, it seems to me that somewhere in the area of 30M to 35M has quite possibly been covered.
Your feud is getting quite boring. Might I suggest you would feel quite at home over on RB. But perhaps you already knew that?