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rocketrice

12/01/07 6:20 PM

#4855 RE: was RocknRolla #4852

I found receipts in my pockets that I had to look twice at. I found one where I ordered seafood fettucini with buds at a nice place at like 10:30. I guess that was the sober up meal but I kept going lol
Don't know what got into me last night, hurts more the older you get.. ouch
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Razkyll

12/02/07 11:46 AM

#4862 RE: was RocknRolla #4852

The Value of a Drink!

As explained by Cliff Clavin, of Cheers
One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm. Here's how it went:
"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers." – Cliff Clavin