I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for
over a year, and so we decided to get married. My
parents helped us in every way; my friends encouraged
me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was
only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and
that one thing was her younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age,
wore tight mini-skirts and low cut blouses. She would
regularly bend down when quite near me and I got many
a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be
deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone
else.
One day little sister called and asked me to come over
to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when
I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be
married, and she had feelings and desires for me that
she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to
overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to
me just once before I got married and
committed my life to her sister.
I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you
want to go ahead with it just come up and get me."
I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her
go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled
down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and went
straight to the front door. I opened the door and
stepped out of the house. I walked
straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was
standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me
and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our
little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our
daughter. Welcome to the family!"
The moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car. Always!