Reminds me of a good joke.
Two brothers dies in a car accident, One made it to heaven and while standing in line at the Pearly gates asked loudly where he brother was. Well, he got do be sucha nuisance that St Peter was asked to intervene. "Where's my brother?
asked the man. And St Peter replied, "Well,.. he just didn't make it." Remember those things he used to do? Kinda sent him to Hell instead. Sorry about that."
"Well, can I see him?" said the brother.
"Sure, but let me show you around first." said St Peter.
So they went around a few hours and after seeing people floating on clouds, strumming their harps and such, the man said "Damn, it's kind boring up here.
What's my brother doing?"
So St Peter parted the clouds and the man peered deep into the bowls of the Earth and saw his brother in Hades having what appeared to be a HELL OF A GOOD TIME!
Beautiful women all around, kegs of beer everywhere and a wild party underway...
The man said, "Dang! That looks a lot more fun than strumming a damn harp and floating around on clouds... I think I'd rather be down there!"
St Peter winked at him and said, "My son, do not be decieved. Things aren't always what they seem.
In Hades, the kegs have holes in them and the women don't..."
Market Data 
Markets 
