Pshaw! It's clearly all just part of the super top-secret, genius plan to reward the true longs. You know how it is... management at all of these microcap companies hustle and bustle around their offices chattering about true-longs and how to reward true-longs, etc. It's what business is all about.
In fact, maybe they call the top-secret plans The Alan Parson's Project. Muahahaha, muahahaha. LOL