A man arrives home from work at the usual time of 5 p.m. His wife immediately begins yelling at him for no reason.
After two hours of her complaining, he turns to her and says, “Honey, why don’t I go outside, pretend I just came home, and we can start over again.”
“Fine,” she agrees. “That might help.”
The husband goes outside, then comes back in and announces, “Honey, I’m home!”
“Where the hell have you been?” she yells back. “It’s after seven!”