Thank you, Matt. Now I understand what you are trying to accomplish (I didn't before).
Good luck with the experiment. IMO, it will either work or will get ugly (not a slam, just an observation). If it gets ugly, maybe Bob or you can create a "padded room" area totally outside the bounds of the iHub stock site (without the look, feel, logo of iHub) and stick all those boards in there. Kinda like an RB romper room for the children <LOL>. Heck, if you do that, maybe you can charge them to use the boxing ring! (Always trying to make a buck!)
Another thought: I would hate to see some of the good non-stock boards leave iHub if you did this. Boards like Dream Machine, Computer Learning, Home Improvement, that board where we talk about grilling veggies <VBG>.