bigstix: This may interest you.
Position open: Message boardmeister for small biotech starter. Long hours. No pay. Only reward is you don't get cussed at on some days. Must have extremely good math and composition skills and an acute understanding of global markets. Knowledge of several languages and extensive world travel is a plus, although in the course of the job you will learn some foreign profanities that you didn't know existed. Thick skin and strong back required. Expect no gratitude, only grief. Must be on call at all hours. Do not expect access to the company washroom or exercise facilities. Please, no drunks, stock brokers, or college grads.