A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a
lizard walks past and looks up and says to the monkey
"Hey! What are you doing?"
The monkey says "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."
So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and
they share a joint. After a while the lizard says his
mouth is "dry" and is going to get a drink from the river.
The lizard climbs down the tree, walks thru the jungle
to the river and leans over the river to get his drink.
The lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and
falls into the river.
A crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and
helps him to river bank, then asks the lizard, "What's
the matter with you?"
The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting
smoking a joint with a monkey in a tree, got too stoned
and then fell into the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile says he has to check this out, and walks
into the jungle, finds the tree where the monkey is
sitting, finishing a joint. He looks up and says "Hey
you!"
The monkey looks down and says, "Duuuuuuuuuude.......
how much water did you drink?"
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