A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years
in the Sahara desert, never having seen a woman. They
finally decided to send one private on vacation to the
nearest town to spend some time with a woman and tell
them all about it. After a week the private comes back
all happy and relaxed. The whole company crowds around
him waiting to hear of his great escapades.
The private began, "And on the third day..."
"No! no! start with the first day," everyone yells out
in chorus.
"And on the third day," the private continues, "she
asked me to stop so that she could go to the bathroom."
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