Replies to post #89885 on Rants and Raves

[teapeebubbles]

Hot Tub Etiquette for Men

1. It's alright to have an erection in a hot tub,
but don't float to the surface yelling "Up Periscope"!

2. It's okay to pass a joint while hot tubbing....
it is NOT okay to pass gas.

3. Feel encouraged to whisper words of admiration to
the well- endowed blonde soaking next to you, but
don't point and exclaim in a loud voice "Hey baby,
nice set of Bazookas!"

4. Drink wine or other alcoholic beverages in
moderation while hot tubing. DON'T get drunk and
suddenly submerge after screaming "Beaver Attack!"

5. A little underwater groping is OK... Groping
yourself is not!

Hot Tub Etiquette for Women

1. It's not lady-like to straddle a water jet, moan
in ecstasy, then scream at the top of your lungs "Oh
yes Baby!"

2. Washing your partner's back is sexy... washing your
panty hose is NOT!

3. Group nude bathing with strangers can be a pleasant
experience, but don't spoil things by making snide
remarks like, "I've seen bigger wangs on a hamster!"

4. It's okay to pass a joint while hot tubbing.... it's
NOT okay to pass gas.

5. Don't think your fooling anybody by trying to pass
off your vibrator as a toy submarine.