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[Bob Zumbrunnen]

Wish I knew where my trusty rubber chicken was.

Used to keep it suspended over my fileserver in the BBS days. Cat5 noose. The fileserver (Novell Netware) never crashed, thereby proving that a rubber chicken causes 100% uptime.

I'm sure the ISP wouldn't mind if I procured another and hung it similarly over iHub's cabinet.