A fat lady rides the bus to work every day. Today she's
in some discomfort because she has a pain in her lower
abdomen. She finally realizes that its just a tremendous
build up of gas from something she ate.
The bus is quite crowded and she doesn't know what to do.
Then she remembers that pretty soon the bus will run across
some railroad tracts and it will rattle and bang and make
lots of noise. She will be able to pass this gas and nobody
will know. What she doesn't know is that the bus driver also
rides the bus everyday and has grown tired of all the noise
the bus makes when it rattles and bangs across the railroad
tracks. So last night he stayed after work and had the
maintenance crew tighten up all the loose bolts and
lubricate all the moving parts to quiet down the old bus.
Well, here come the railroad tracts, the fat lady raises up
on one cheek and lets it rip. It was one long, loud, juicy
sounding fart.
The bus didn't rattle and bang like it usually did and now
you could hear a pin drop inside the bus as everybody started
looking around.
The fat lady thought that maybe no one knew who did it and
that she should just act natural. She thought she should
just start a conversation with someone as if nothing had
happened.
She leaned over to the man sitting across the aisle and
casually asked him, 'Do you have a transfer?'
He politely responded, 'No I don't, but the next tree we
pass I will try and grab you a handful of leaves.'
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