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teapeebubbles

07/31/07 10:53 PM

#6668 RE: Rover_az #6667

The elderly priest, speaking to the younger priest, said, "It was
agood idea to replace the first four rows of pews with plush bucket
theater seats. It worked like a charm. The front of the church always
fills first now."

The young priest nodded, and the old priest continued, "And you told
me a little more beat to the music would bring young people back to
the church, so I supported you when you brought in that rock 'n roll
gospel choir. We are packed to the balcony!!"

"Thank you, Father," answered the young priest. "I am pleased that
you are open to the new ideas of youth."

"However," said the elderly priest, "I'm afraid you've gone too far
with the drive-thru confessional."

"But, Father, protested the young priest, "my confessions and the
donations have nearly doubled since I began that!"

"I know, my son, but that flashing neon sign, 'Toot 'n Tell or Go to
Hell' just can't stay on the church roof!!

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teapeebubbles

07/31/07 10:56 PM

#6669 RE: Rover_az #6667

The priest was instructing a class of third-graders at
All Saints grammar school.

"There were two brothers, and one of them chose the
wicked path of Satan. The brother was evil and corrupt
and did great damage to many people, and wound up a
convicted criminal in a tiny, dark cell.

"But the other brother studied hard and became a great,
rich, knowledgeable lawyer.

"Now, children, what is the difference between these
two brothers, who started out in the same place, who
together embarked upon life's stormy seas?"

Herman raised his hand and said, "Easy. One of them
got caught."
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teapeebubbles

07/31/07 10:58 PM

#6670 RE: Rover_az #6667

Conscience is the inner voice, which warns us that
someone may be looking.