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teapeebubbles

07/31/07 10:44 PM

#89158 RE: Rover_az #89157

oh my :(
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teapeebubbles

07/31/07 10:54 PM

#89165 RE: Rover_az #89157

Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing

It's the only type of cooking a real man will do. When
a man volunteers to do such cooking, the following chain
of events is put into motion.

(1) The woman goes to the store.

(2) The woman fixes the salad, vegetables, and dessert.

(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on
a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils, and
takes it to the man, who is lounging beside the grill,
drinking a beer/ice cold pop.

(4) The man places the meat on the grill.

(5) The woman goes inside to set the table and check the
vegetables.

(6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is
burning.

(7) The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to
the woman.

(8) The woman prepares the plates and brings them to the
table.

(9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the
dishes.

(10) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed her night off.

And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that
there's just no pleasing some women.
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teapeebubbles

07/31/07 10:54 PM

#89166 RE: Rover_az #89157

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't
have one.