Elder:
I do not post on the cesspool.
I don't have any other aliases on this board.
When the ship comes in and my new Maybach Model 57 (Rob says the Model 62 is just a bit ostentatious when it takes an entire green traffic light sequence to make a left turn) arrives I will take you and your good friend the Circus Pig for a short ride. That is providing somebody will see to it that the pig is carefully taken out of the sty, shaved, showered, and deodorized. We hope to be able to do this after the Cascade of Miracles which we know will be sooooon. I think that the cleaned-up pig will be so attractive dressed in Miss Piggy's finery, all pink and pretty.