A little old lady wanted to join a biker club. She
knocked on the door of a local biker club and a
big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all over his
arms answers the door. She proclaims "I want
to join your biker club". The guy was amused
and told her that she needed to meet certain
biker requirements before she was allowed to
join. So the biker asks her "You have a bike?"
The little old lady says "Yea, that's my Harley
over there" and points to a Harley parked in
the driveway. The biker asks her "Do you
smoke?" The little old lady says "Yea, I smoke.
I smoke 4 packs of cigarettes a day and a
couple of cigars while I'm shooting pool". The
biker is impressed and asks "Well, have you
ever been picked up by the Fuzz?". The little
old lady says "No, I've never been picked up
by the fuzz, but I've been swung around by
my nipples".
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