Replies to post #86742 on Rants and Raves

[teapeebubbles]

A woman woke up and told her husband of about her last
night's dream. "I was at an auction for penises. The big
ones sold for $1,000 and the tiny ones for $10."

Husband: "What about one my size?"

Wife: "Didn't get a bid!"

The husband wants revenge, so the next morning he tells
his wife about his dream last night. "I was at an
auction for vaginas. The really tight one's sold for
$1,000 and the loose ones for $10."

Wife: "What about ones like mine?"

Husband: "That's where they held the auction."