Replies to post #85024 on Rants and Raves

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I like anyone willing to speak truth to power.

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Seen on A T-Shirt:
'Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up'

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Top 10 Old Folks' Party Games

Musical Recliners

Spin the Bottle of Mylanta

Hide and Go Pee

Simon Says Something Incoherent

Doc, Doc Goose

Red Rover, Red Rover, the Nurse Says Bend Over

Kick the Bucket

20 Questions Shouted into your Good Ear

Pin the Toupee on the Bald Guy

Sag, You're It!

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You know you're getting older when you bend over in the morning to tie your shoes and realize you didn't take them off the night before

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The golden years are really metallic years, gold in the tooth, silver in your hair and most of all, lead in the pants.

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The most frustrating thing about getting older is that every time you see an expensive antique, you remember one just like it you once threw away.