Replies to post #84717 on Rants and Raves

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otay thot u mite haf taken ah hickie

[teapeebubbles]

Jill: Have you ever tried SCUBA diving?

Mary: Nope! I knew I wouldn't like it the minute
I heard the instructor say, "Put this into
your mouth and suck on it."

[teapeebubbles]

Q1: What's dumb?
A1: Directions on toilet paper.
Q2: What's dumber than that?
A2: Reading them.
Q3: Even dumber?
A4: Reading them and learning something.
Q5: Dumbest of all?
A5: Reading them and having to correct something
you've been doing wrong.

[teapeebubbles]

We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get
worse.