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oh my nau das reel badd :(

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The top 10 unintentionally worst company URLs

1. A site called 'Who Represents' where you can find the
name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their
domain name... wait for it...is www.whorepresents.com

2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers
can exchange advice and views at www.expertsexchange.com

3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at
www.penisland.net

4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at
www.therapistfinder.com

5. Then of course, there's the Italian Power Generator
company...www.powergenitalia.com

6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery,
based in New South Wales: www.molestationnursery.com

7. If you're looking for computer software, there's
Always www.ipanywhere.com

8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their
website is www.cummingfirst.com

9. Then, of course, there's these brainless art designers,
and their whacky website: www.speedofart.com

10. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure
website at www.gotahoe.com

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Chuck forgot his wedding anniversary and his wife was really ticked off at him. Claudia told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in under 6 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE."

The next morning, Chuck got up really early. When his wife woke up a couple of hours later, she looked out the window, and sure enough, there was a small gift-wrapped box sitting in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the Claudia put on her robe, ran out to the driveway, and took the box into the house. She opened it, and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Chuck is not yet well enough to have visitors.

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Q: How can you tell a bachelor from a married
man?
A: A bachelor comes to work from a different
direction each morning.

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Q: What comes after 69?
A: Mouthwash.