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harrypothead

12/07/03 8:35 PM

#30282 RE: hap0206 #30245

GD, Do you harbor any Southern stereotype or prejudice? I am guilty of that two. Many east and west coasters or "yanks" are guilty of the same, and vise versa. North and South. Is it a perceived cultural, educational, social or intellectual superiority? Is it right or just a little bit PC?

It's official - George W. Bush is a complete buffoon

Written by Robert Carey

"I control the greatest nuclear arsenal the world has ever seen. If I say nuke 'em, they nuke 'em"


In a survey of world leaders, conducted by UNORDH, the United Nations Organisation for the Rating of Dangerous Half-wits, US president George W. Bush was put in the top 3 per cent of the world's most dangerous men.

He was narrowly beaten into third place by Robert Mugabe of Zimbabwe (1st) and Omar Ghaddafi of Libya (2nd). Osama bin Laden trailed in fourth place in front of the North Korean leader and Yasser Arafat came seventh.

The result of the survey conceded that Mr Bush receives his instructions on how to conduct foreign policy from faceless individuals who protect themselves by anonymity, such as Dick Cheney, but pointed out that he is somewhat erratic and unpredictable and is prone to misinterpret advice which threatens the survival of civilisation, as good sense.

The survey also pointed out that if Mr Bush is re-elected as president, it is the unanimous opinion of the organisation that thousands of needless deaths of US and other country's military personnel and civilians will occur during his next term of office.


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