I'll pass on the game of one-up-manship , Dickmo .
Tete-a-tetes I like . I refrain from butting heads on semantics .
Advertising sells products . If I may use your denigrating term of third grader .....even a third grader would understand that a biometric KeepSafe will sell like hotcakes ....or in the third grader's vernacular .....10 fingers X ten fingers X ten fingers X ten fingers X ten fingers X ten fingers worth .
Sure hope you're not trying to ' play ' me ....it won't be for free .