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thx hun glad u enjoy a lil humor ;)

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Definitions amongst sex differs

VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.

female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally
to another.
male: Playing football without a helmet.

COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.

female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings
with one's partner.
male: Scratching out a note before suddenly
taking off for a weekend with the boys.

COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.

female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
male: Not trying to pick up other women while
out with one's girlfriend.

ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.

female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
male: Anything that can be done while drinking.

REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
female: A device for changing from one TV channel
to another.
male: A device for scanning through all 175
channels every three minutes.