He doesn't know how. Remember, this is the guy that can't figure out Google Earth. And never figured out how to download the two Terrerros reports. Or the Micon report.
This is the guy who rolls into Denny's with a coupon and a senior discount, orders off the Early Bird menu like he’s negotiating a merger, inspects the silverware like a health inspector, then sends back half his custom order like he’s the only customer on Earth.
He's also probably the guy who throws a hissy fit over expired coupons at the grocery.