LOL!, I'm sorry but the main thing/greatest imagery I took from your post was you folding laundry and .. you can take the boy outta the country or city (Chicago ?) but you can't take the army outta the boy. Interesting the "crease" that was so much an obsession in basic training got ironed out in the Chicago Blackhawks net where anyone can go there now (as long as you don't interfere with the goalie).