Was RFK saying that he wants to treat her like a walking semen ashtray? And, that he wants to squirt a liter of gooey man-snapple into her gaping maw? And, that he wanted her to swallow his volley of baby-batter?
Sounds like he graduated from Our Lady of Nocturnal Emissions.
Amazing, isn't it? I think "Don't Write Love Poetry" is, generally speaking, a good Life Rule. Probably you aren't Robert or Elizabeth Barrett Browning.
But Bobby's efforts really lower the bar. Just embarrassing.
I'm sure Bobby was serious. He's a megalomaniac who thinks he's really, really good at everything.