Replies to post #290316 on Kraig Biocraft Laboratories Inc (KBLB)

[arachnodude]

Well, that can't be good for Doomsayers! GREAT for the rest of us, though! Brilliant SUSTAINABLE OPS strategies by Mr. T! I bow to thee...

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[WebSlinger]

****BIG NEWS****BIG RAIN NO KILL IMAGINARY GOO****

ANN ARBOR, Mich., Few Moons Ago (No Know When) – KBLB big man say: Big Water, Scary Wind, Typhoon no touch our Fake Goo Promise!

KBLB big brain man move fake factory to High Rock Place two suns ago. Imaginary factory good! Now water stay down low. Invisible Goo safe. We make the best imaginary goo in world! OOGA BOOGA!

CEO big man say: "We sorry for other people who get wet. We give them small shiny rock so we look good. But look at us! Our shell game is strong! We move factory many times, but still we make ZERO SPIDER-ISH SILK! We world leader in just talking about silk!"

Big Boss Man say: "We smart. We move. Now our empty buildings safe from water."

BAD NEWS FOR YOU

KBLB need more shiny rocks (money). So we print more Paper Stock. We make big pile of new paper. Your piece of paper? It now very, very tiny piece. We MASSIVELY DILUTE your share! We take your power! We take your rocks! We give you more promise, more paper!

Buy now! Buy the promise! We keep printing! OOGA BOOGA!

[bananarama]

Yep, this is the confirmation I was expecting from Kim. THERE IS NO DAMAGE OR DISRUPTION FROM THE TYPHOONS WHICH IMPACTED SOUTHEAST ASIA. So, all the paranoid kooks can climb back into their caves and try to find some other form of BS about KBLB.

Again, KBLB will be contributing to the relief and recovery efforts. Welp, there is something else to worry about. Yes, I can hear it now. KBLB must dilute more shares to help the relief effort. The company is in jeopardy! Stop the nonsense, please. This board has become a soap opera filled with hyperbole, melodrama, and paranoia. Oh, by the way, AND YES, GO KBLB, A GOLDMINE INVESTMENT! :-)

[SilkRoad]

Amazing that the mulberry stock survived too! All systems GO!!!