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[blackhawks]

Here’s an adapted parody for your “Trump/printers/Anchorage meeting” theme:

🎵 “Don’t Know Much About Printers” (Parody)
Verse 1
Don’t know much about the laser tray,
Don’t know what the toner costs today.
Don’t know how to fix the paper jam,
Or why it keeps spitting out a clam.

Chorus
But I do know Trump’s the guy they cheer,
And they all flew up to Anchorage this year.
What a silly kind of meeting, makes it clear—
They don’t know much… about printers!

Verse 2
Don’t know much about “business class,”
Think a public kiosk’s built to last.
They debate the fax like it’s world news,
But the buttons just gave them “Error Two’s.”

Chorus
Still they clap and say he’s got the plan,
Though they can’t refill a Brother or a Canon.
Guess in Anchorage it’s printer wonderland—
But they don’t know much… about printers!

Bridge / Break
Paper’s jammed, the ink is dry,
They still say “Trump will print pie-in-the-sky!”
(Cartridges missing, don’t even try!)

Final Chorus
Don’t know much about technology,
Guessing Wi-Fi is some sorcery.
But in Anchorage, the crowd’s sincere—
They don’t know much… about printers!

Perplexity.ai