But Trump’s attempt to woo Putin didn’t stop there. Trump invited Putin to ride with him, alone, in the most sophisticated vehicle on earth, “The Beast.” Putin, and the huge amount of Russian press that traveled with him, were delighted.
"Check this out Vlad, when you press this button a Diet Coke with real cane sugar comes out. Pretty cool, right? And this one over here is an automatic link to Hegseth's signal chat line so we can deploy troops against American citizens at my whims. I bet you want to push that button, don't ya Vlad?"