LOL You're talking to a guy that used to have a grow room and was a partner in a legal operation. It wasn't those kinds of lemons for sure.
I have access to many fake suns that I wouldn't have to pay for.
The laws in TN are still strict so I already warned mom that we might have a little action going on in the basement as a joke. I really don't play with the stuff like I used to so I go without for weeks.
I'll stock up before I leave here an it will probably get me through the next 5 years.
If I need a light for the sad little lemon tree, then I'm doing something wrong.