we were drunk coming home from a concert in philly and got lost........cop pulls us over, mind you i'm still drinking, back then they couldnt get the passenger for a dui, so we pull over and the cop goes you know your driving the wrong way on a one way street, and my buddy goes, but officer, i was only going one way...(think 3 stooges) i immediately spit my beer all over the windshield and couldnt contain the laughter!!!
Bullish